This was fun:<p>Me:Greetings!<p>Greetings, human, and where are you going?<p>Me:I go to fight.<p>Ah, I see, you are in the service of the Dark Lord!<p>Me:No, no! I work for the benefit of Middle Earth!<p>Middle Earth? Ah, I see, then you will fight for the Dark Lord!<p>Me:Um, no...<p>Oh, and I thought that your skin was brown and you had red hair and eyes, but actually you are blonde and brown!<p>Me:Um, no...<p>I must admit that you seem quite reasonable.<p>Me:And you seem quite unreasonable<p>Indeed, there is no denying your argumentation.