I think the most realistic way to compress a tweet would be to replace words like "before" with "b4", "too"/"to" with "2", reduce whitespace (e.g. double spaces to single), and maybe start ripping out vowels ("vowels" -> "vwls").<p>Although not as efficient as demonstrated above, there are no external dependencies needed; the content can be decompressed by the reader's brain in-place at the slight cost of being difficult to immediately parse/understand.