Necklaces worn to 'protect' against 5G are radioactive experts warn

I wish that I wasn&#x27;t plagued by these pesky ethics. It seems like if you are fine taking money by creating solutions to non-problems for suckers and rubes there are so many businesses and business models at your disposal.<p>I spend so much energy every week trying to create real value for customers; meanwhile someone is making money off of this. I conceive of scams like this all the time, but some part of me always keeps me from actually executing.

Reminds of this video <a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.youtube.com&#x2F;watch?v=C7TwBUxxIC0" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.youtube.com&#x2F;watch?v=C7TwBUxxIC0</a> where the maker went to debunk the negative ion energy bands, only to discover some of them had highly dangerous powdered thorium coating them.

Sadly the conspiracy theorists will likely interpret this message as a ruse by evil hidden forces proving these toxic things are effective against the supposed mind control waves or whatever they think 5G is doing

Why go to the extra expense when the audience will presumably be totally happy with inert materials? Like &quot;Audiophile rocks&quot; made &quot;with cast resins&quot;.<p>Also: <a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;gizmodo.com&#x2F;the-thorium-lantern-your-opportunity-for-retail-radiat-5889732" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;gizmodo.com&#x2F;the-thorium-lantern-your-opportunity-for...</a>

In related news, the Dutch government issues a warning earlier this week about radioactive necklaces, wrist bands and sleeping masks:<p><a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.autoriteitnvs.nl&#x2F;actueel&#x2F;nieuws&#x2F;2021&#x2F;12&#x2F;16&#x2F;heeft-u-een-quantum-pendant-anti-5g-hanger-of-negatief-ionen-sieraad-of-slaapmasker-leg-deze-veilig-weg" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.autoriteitnvs.nl&#x2F;actueel&#x2F;nieuws&#x2F;2021&#x2F;12&#x2F;16&#x2F;heeft...</a><p>English version:<p><a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;english.autoriteitnvs.nl&#x2F;latest&#x2F;news&#x2F;2021&#x2F;12&#x2F;16&#x2F;do-you-have-a-quantum-pendant-anti-5g-pendant-or-a-negative-ion-jewellery-item-or-sleep-mask-if-so-store-it-away-safely" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;english.autoriteitnvs.nl&#x2F;latest&#x2F;news&#x2F;2021&#x2F;12&#x2F;16&#x2F;do-y...</a>

Long fuse Darwin awards.

20 something years ago a classmate in a college programming class kept having problems with all his work being erased. All the disks he used kept going bad.<p>After observing what he was doing for a few minutes, I asked him “Is that bracelet magnet?”<p>Problem solved

So it will protect you from death from 5g by killing you faster with radiation?<p>Technically true

Here&#x27;s a game proposal for news headlines: The Onion or not?

In a world of flat earthers and Qanon and Ivermectin hype, there must be a lot of people who believe that “radioactivity” is just a myth pushed by the deep state to keep us from discovering magic and immortality.

Don&#x27;t they know that radioactivity protects against 5G?

Do you remember who we were taught in school that evolution is the survival of the fittest?<p>It turns out, they have lied to us all along. Evolution is the survival of the smartest.