How to sell advertising that sells:<p>Prerequisites:<p>- get out of my face<p>. ...and ears...<p>- stop profiling me<p>- stop following me<p>- just get out of my life, entirely.<p>Done? Good. Now pick up an old "Computer Shopper" magazine and see how it was done: all info, no lifestyle. Make people <i>want</i> to read your advertising copy and they will read it. If they are in the market for the products you're selling they will consider you as an option if the price is right and the product seems to fit the bill. Don't lie, don't exaggerate, just inform.<p>In other words, this will never happen because neither the prerequisites nor the recipe fit the bill when you're selling desire and pipe dreams.