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381 点作者 Gadiguibou将近 3 年前

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dkurth将近 3 年前
Re: the age of &quot;That&#x27;s what she said&quot;:<p>I thumbed through The Frogs (Aristophanes) at a used book store once. This play was written circa 400 BC. In the prologue, one character is offering to entertain the audience with a few jokes, and another character says, &quot;Yes, but not &#x27;That&#x27;s what she said.&#x27;&quot; The joke was too over-used.<p>I was astounded to think that the joke was <i>that</i> old! But it&#x27;s actually not. The old jokes of ancient Athenians were a little too obscure, I guess, so the translator picked a modern example. Still, that translation of The Frogs is from the 1950s, so the joke was old at least that far back. (Here is the translation: <a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;archive.org&#x2F;stream&#x2F;in.ernet.dli.2015.65406&#x2F;2015.65406.Aristophanes-Four-Comedies_djvu.txt" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;archive.org&#x2F;stream&#x2F;in.ernet.dli.2015.65406&#x2F;2015.6540...</a>)
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PaulDavisThe1st将近 3 年前
These remind me of a category of &quot;joke&quot; that some of my middle-school peers and I engaged in: the non-joke. The only one I can remember went something like: <i>a man walks into a bakery and asks for two baguettes. The baker looks at him, thinks for a moment and says &quot;It&#x27;s OK, you can leave your bike outside&quot;</i>.<p>Looking back, I think this idea was somehow rooted in the idea that jokes have <i>delivery</i> and that if you use that delivery (rythmn, emphasis, body language) maybe you could say anything and be funny. There was also the peer effect - if you had an audience &quot;plant&quot; in the school yard that would start the laughter, sometimes it would catch even for these non-jokes.<p>Decades later, the idea I described above seems both obviously false, but also true, in the sense that a lot of modern stand up is based on &quot;say anything the right way and people laugh&quot;. However, &quot;the right way&quot; for standup is very different than the &quot;telling a joke&quot; structure.<p>On the other hand, it does feel to me at this point that this is the crux of the contemporary poetry slam: read an arbitrary text in the right way, and while it may not win any prizes, it will feel like poetry, because <i>that&#x27;s what make it poetry</i>.
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pwdisswordfish0将近 3 年前
I’m surprised noone has brought up what I recall being told was the oldest known joke. Not sure about the specifics, but IIRC it’s from a mesopotamian cuneiform tablet and goes something like “Name something that never happened — A wife has never farted in her husband’s lap”. Supposedly a reference to the common knowledge at the time that everyone involved (or maybe just the wife) would vehemently deny it if it did happen, or perhaps awkwardly pretend it didn’t happen, knowing well that everyone noticed and politely joins in the pretense.<p>I don’t like it when people act as if these were objectively bad jokes. Many jokes are very dependent on a specific cultural moment as well as carefully crafted wording. Lots of current jokes fall can flat if you slightly change the phrasing, even if they aren’t word play. And then there’s delivery, pacing, knowing your audience…<p>Surely widespread literacy and technology allow modern people to develop comparably sophisticated tastes just by the sheer wealth of entertainment we consume, but people 5000 years ago were still people and I’m sure they found humour in similar places as we do.<p>edit: here’s a source: <a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.reuters.com&#x2F;article&#x2F;us-joke-odd-idUSKUA14785120080731" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.reuters.com&#x2F;article&#x2F;us-joke-odd-idUSKUA147851200...</a> Again, I would take issue with the reduction to “toilet humour”. Clearly the comedy of manners aspect plays the larger role, even if farts are somehow eternally funny.
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anyfoo将近 3 年前
&gt; (I can’t enjoy this kind of thing [The Office] —I feel only agony. Why enjoy this and not videos of people falling off of skateboards? But I guess most people are different.)<p>This was only a tangent, but I agree with this. I really don&#x27;t like &quot;cringe&quot; humor.<p>There seems to be an entire British subgenre catering to that (which apparently the British original of The Office is a part of), and <i>only</i> to that. It&#x27;s pretty extreme. As far as I know The Office in the US was retooled to be more &quot;funny&quot; than the original, which was apparently just cringe. (Didn&#x27;t watch it so it was hard to say, but I&#x27;ve tried to watch other similar British shows like that.)<p>Fortunately it&#x27;s only a subgenre, because there&#x27;s plenty of other British comedy that is absolutely, and famously, fantastic... If you haven&#x27;t watched Coupling, Look Around You, or The Peter Serafinowicz show, you&#x27;re really missing out!
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nigerian1981将近 3 年前
I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
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com2kid将近 3 年前
&gt; A pedant was looking for his book for many days but could not find it. By chance as he was eating lettuce and turned a certain corner he saw the book lying there. Later meeting a friend who was lamenting the loss of his girdle, he said, “Do not worry but buy some lettuces and eat them at the corner, when you turn it and go a little ways you fill find it.”<p>Not a a half bad joke making fun of people who are bad at logic and who doesn&#x27;t understand cause and effect. Quite a few variants of this joke still exist today. It isn&#x27;t meant to be funny, so much as it is an example of faulty logic taken to an absurd length.<p>But this type of pattern matching is something people do all the time, and the results of it are often become baked into cultural traditions. From not having fans on in bedrooms to eating &lt;culturally preferred food&gt; when sick to get better faster. Someone witnessed A, then B, then C happen in rapid succession, so they assume A, B, and C are related to each other.
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georgeecollins将近 3 年前
My theory is that Shakespeare is full of old jokes and old metaphors, for which we don&#x27;t have an earlier written version. He is this one person that is so often quoted and repeated that it seems unbelievable that he could come up with so many memorable lines. It may be that he was the person who made the works of art that preserved the cliches of his era.
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johnfn将近 3 年前
&gt; A pedant was looking for his book for many days but could not find it. By chance as he was eating lettuce and turned a certain corner he saw the book lying there. Later meeting a friend who was lamenting the loss of his girdle, he said, “Do not worry but buy some lettuces and eat them at the corner, when you turn it and go a little ways you fill find it.”<p>This is interesting: it&#x27;s the sort of quip that, if said extemporaneously in conversation, would probably get someone to laugh. The funny thing would specifically be referencing back to a conversation&#x2F;event that happened a few days ago. The thing that makes it less funny in the compressed form is that you don&#x27;t have to put the 2 and 2 together of &quot;oh yeah, that&#x27;s an event that happened a few days ago which is related to this situation&quot; because the compressed joke has spoon-fed you the context.<p>Maybe jokes were such a novel form at the time that even the compressed form was still funny back then?
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VyseofArcadia将近 3 年前
I&#x27;ve come to appreciate Brooklyn 99&#x27;s &quot;title of your sex tape&quot; as a fresh new twist on &quot;that&#x27;s what she said&quot;. I especially like how it&#x27;s usually nonsensical or sad.<p>&gt; I can&#x27;t find anything, and I don&#x27;t know what to do!<p>&gt; Title of your sex tape
larsrc将近 3 年前
Even some of the puns in Shakespeare&#x27;s plays have become lost due to language and social change. I would not be surprised if a bunch of the old jokes, especially the apparently non-sensical ones, are puns or have punny elements.
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geocrasher将近 3 年前
I have been known to tell jokes that have punchlines that are twisted in such a way that if you don&#x27;t catch on, you will think I am either an idiot, or a horrible person.<p><pre><code> Two guys have fast cars and decide one day to have a contest to see whose car is faster. I can&#x27;t tell you the rest of the joke though. It&#x27;s racist. </code></pre> See, if you get it, you laugh. If you don&#x27;t get it, I&#x27;m suddenly a very bad person. I told this joke in public, to a stranger, once. They thanked me for not telling them the punchline (not realizing of course that that WAS the punchline). I don&#x27;t tell this joke anymore. Well, except here. But there&#x27;s context.
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RajT88将近 3 年前
Rather than, &quot;That&#x27;s what she said&quot;, I prefer to sneak in &quot;Why thank you!&quot;.<p>I believe the first place I heard the &quot;Why Thank You&quot; bit was in Police Squad &#x2F; Naked Gun. The signature &quot;confused guy says something unintentionally funny&quot; humor Leslie Neilsen was known for.
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fleddr将近 3 年前
A seal walks into a bar, hops on a chair and orders a beer.<p>Bar tender: &quot;A talking seal! I&#x27;ve never seen anything like this. You should go work in a circus!&quot;<p>Seal: &quot;Why? Does the circus need microservice architects?&quot;
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vlunkr将近 3 年前
&gt; I’ve noticed a disturbing phenomenon: Many people who only recently watched the US version of The Office seem to think that Michael Scott invented That’s what she said.<p>Citation needed on that. Certainly it&#x27;s been attached to the office, but if you&#x27;ve actually watched it you would know that Micheal Scott never invented a new phrase on purpose.
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jonathankoren将近 3 年前
Nasruddin had some good jokes.<p>Mullah Nasruddin was traveling when he came to a town. The elders of the town asked him to give a sermon at the temple, which he grudgingly accepted. On the appointed day, he strode to the pulpit and asked the congregation, &quot;Do you know what I&#x27;m about to say?&quot; To which they replied, no they did not. He looked at them with disappointment and said, &quot;Well, I&#x27;m not going to waste my time talking a bunch of people that don&#x27;t know what I&#x27;m talking about,&quot; and left.<p>Another:<p>Nasruddin was taking a shortcut through a cemetery, when passed a funeral. Speaking to the mourners, the officiant said, &quot;Today we have buried a politician and a good man.&quot; Shocked, Nasruddin said, &quot;I did not know that times were so hard here, that you had to bury a two people in a single grave.&quot;
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JasonFruit将近 3 年前
Maybe my standards are low, but the ones categorized as <i>Total failure</i> strike me as kind of okay. Not great humor, but tbh better than half my son&#x27;s jokes.
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Jalad将近 3 年前
Not quite as old as some of the jokes in the article but I really like this one from a previous thread: <a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;news.ycombinator.com&#x2F;item?id=13587528" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;news.ycombinator.com&#x2F;item?id=13587528</a><p>For context, the joke is set in the Soviet Union<p>&gt; Russian engineer got fed up of having all responsibility and low salary, so he moves to another city and pretends to be an ordinary worker, same salary and peace of mind. However, not long after communist party sends him to evening classes. On his first day there at maths class he was asked about circle circumference formula, but for some reason he could not remember it off hand, so he goes on blackboard and tries to work it out with linear integral. After exhausting whole blackboard he finally gets the result:<p>&gt; -2RPi<p>&gt; Then all of the sudden he hears all of the class whispering to him: &quot;Change the direction of integration!&quot;
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franciscop将近 3 年前
&gt; Category 3: Cumaeans are stupid<p>I haven&#x27;t heard this in English now that you say it, but in Spanish it&#x27;s also a whole category of jokes, just instead of &quot;Cumaeans&quot; it&#x27;s &quot;Lepe&quot; (a small town).<p>&quot;Lepe is known for its strawberries, and for Spanish jokes referring to its inhabitants as stupid.&quot;<p><a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;en.wikipedia.org&#x2F;wiki&#x2F;Lepe" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;en.wikipedia.org&#x2F;wiki&#x2F;Lepe</a>
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GnarfGnarf将近 3 年前
I am haunted by the question of whether our ancestors (who were every bit as smart as us) were naïve when it came to humor, or have we lost something?<p>Were Caesar and Henry IV&#x27;s jesters as hip as Richard Pryor and Lenny Bruce? Did Dave Chapelle-level humor exist in earlier centuries? Charlie Chaplin, Laurel &amp; Hardy etc. were clearly the pinnacle of humor in their day, yet I find their acts trite and boring. Only &quot;Who&#x27;s on first?&quot; still works.<p>Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis were hip in the 50&#x27;s. Today they are <i>passé</i>. Is our humor evolving? Are we developing an irreversible, ratcheting level of sophistication? Or was there some ineffable zeitgeist, a quality to the context that we can never recreate?
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reaperducer将近 3 年前
For those of you in the Apple ecosystem, Siri was loaded up with a new batch of dad jokes on August first.<p>Every night before I go to bed, I end the day with, &quot;Hey, Siri, tell me a joke.&quot;<p><pre><code> Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer? She keeps running away from the ball. </code></pre> Loading up Siri with new jokes every month would be my dream Apple job.
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mgkimsal将近 3 年前
Dorian Gray jokes <i>never</i> get old...
fleddr将近 3 年前
A recent favorite, which you can use whenever something bad happens in the world:<p>&quot;My grandfather of 73 y&#x2F;o didn&#x27;t fight in WW1 and WW2 to let it come to this!&quot;<p>&quot;What?? He wasn&#x27;t even born in WW1, and a toddler in WW2!&quot;<p>&quot;Like I said, he <i>didn&#x27;t</i> fight&quot;.
bryanrasmussen将近 3 年前
&quot;He was so set up that he concluded to make a speech -- of course a humorous speech. I think I never heard so many old played-out jokes strung together in my life. He was worse than the minstrels, worse than the clown in the circus. It seemed peculiarly sad to sit here, thirteen hundred years before I was born, and listen again to poor, flat, worm-eaten jokes that had given me the dry gripes when I was a boy thirteen hundred years afterwards. It about convinced me that there isn&#x27;t any such thing as a new joke possible. Everybody laughed at these antiquities -- but then they always do; I had noticed that, centuries later.&quot;<p>Sir Dinadan The Humorist - from A Connecticut Yankee In King Arthur&#x27;s Court by Mark Twain<p><a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.pagebypagebooks.com&#x2F;Mark_Twain&#x2F;A_Connecticut_Yankee_In_King_Arthurs_Court&#x2F;Sir_Dinadan_The_Humorist_p1.html" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.pagebypagebooks.com&#x2F;Mark_Twain&#x2F;A_Connecticut_Yan...</a>
Digit-Al将近 3 年前
I wonder why they had such a thing for pedants.
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z9znz将近 3 年前
Sorry, as a self-discovered empath...<p>&gt; Why enjoy this and not videos of people falling off of skateboards<p>Because watching people suffer makes me _really_ suffer.<p>That&#x27;s why the Office and other Ricky Gervais self-deprecation shows were fun but also very painful. However, his After Life series was incredibly touching. Even thinking about it makes me emotional.
ConceptJunkie将近 3 年前
I remember &quot;NOT!&quot; being a popular thing back in the 90s, and thought it originated then. Like, &quot;Yes, you made up that original joke yourself. NOT!&quot; only to see Steve Martin doing it on an old episode of SNL. Chances are any joke you hear dates back way longer than you imagine.&quot;
foxbee将近 3 年前
Not sure if this is a joke, but I remember when I was younger the sight or a yellow car (beetle?) would thrust you into attack or defend mode, as this was signal that you could punch one of you mates on the arm.<p>It always confused me. But then again, I was always the one with the sore arm in the end.
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bambax将近 3 年前
&gt; <i>One of the twin brothers died and a pedant meeting the survivor asked him, “Did you die, or was it your brother?”</i><p>When I was young someone told me a very, very similar joke and attributed it to Mark Twain: &quot;We were twins. One of us died. I could never tell if it was my brother or I.&quot;
renewiltord将近 3 年前
This Elitch business appears to be wholesale fabrication. Hilarious. Added here <a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;en.wikipedia.org&#x2F;w&#x2F;index.php?title=Said_the_actress_to_the_bishop&amp;diff=952787547&amp;oldid=945146576" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;en.wikipedia.org&#x2F;w&#x2F;index.php?title=Said_the_actress_...</a> but I don&#x27;t get the joke.<p>Tom K Elitch, Tomkelitch, Tom Kelitch, Thomas Elitch. Is it just that &quot;Tom Elitch&quot; owns a business on &quot;Broadway&quot; <a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;clustrmaps.com&#x2F;a&#x2F;307mgf&#x2F;" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;clustrmaps.com&#x2F;a&#x2F;307mgf&#x2F;</a><p>There&#x27;s got to be something clever about it unless it&#x27;s just total nonsense for its own sake. Ineptias ineptias gratia? :D<p>Touche!
jedberg将近 3 年前
Reminds me of an Asimov story:<p><a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;en.wikipedia.org&#x2F;wiki&#x2F;Jokester" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;en.wikipedia.org&#x2F;wiki&#x2F;Jokester</a><p>Sadly HN doesn&#x27;t have a spoiler tag otherwise I could tell you why. You&#x27;ll just have to click the wiki link.
jeroenhd将近 3 年前
I&#x27;m surprised to see the ancient Sumerian dog joke[1] left out in this overview. It&#x27;s an excellent example of an ancient pun that loses almost all meaning when translated directly (&quot;a dog walked into a tavern and said, &#x27;I can&#x27;t see a thing. I&#x27;ll open this one&#x27;.&quot;), based entirely on the way a specific verb is composed.<p>[1]: <a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;nitter.net&#x2F;LinManuelRwanda&#x2F;status&#x2F;1505646738627088389" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;nitter.net&#x2F;LinManuelRwanda&#x2F;status&#x2F;150564673862708838...</a>
narag将近 3 年前
I wonder if the point of the amphora is that pitch will cover the decoration or either it will seal the pores.
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staplung将近 3 年前
I feel like there was a somewhat recent post here about an ancient Sumerian joke but I can&#x27;t find the post now. Anyway, I did find the joke:<p>A dog walked into a tavern and said, &#x27;I can&#x27;t see a thing. I&#x27;ll open this one.&#x27;<p><a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;popcrush.com&#x2F;twitter-decipher-punchline-ancient-sumerian-bar-joke&#x2F;" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;popcrush.com&#x2F;twitter-decipher-punchline-ancient-sume...</a>
t-3将近 3 年前
I wonder how many of the unintelligible jokes are puns and wordplay? That&#x27;s one of the most favored categories of jokes, and hardest to translate.
wwilim将近 3 年前
I recently found an article about Ancient Roman jokes. My favourite went something like this. Apparently, &quot;logic jokes&quot; are ancient as well.<p>&gt; A man asked a friend to buy two 15-year old slaves for him next time he visits the market. After a few days, the friend returns and says: &quot;I couldn&#x27;t find any 15-year old slaves at the market, so I bought you one 30-year old slave.&quot;
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cm2187将近 3 年前
Favorite ww2 joke: <a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.reddit.com&#x2F;r&#x2F;Jokes&#x2F;comments&#x2F;1u11t9&#x2F;an_raf_vet_is_giving_a_talk_about_the_war&#x2F;" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.reddit.com&#x2F;r&#x2F;Jokes&#x2F;comments&#x2F;1u11t9&#x2F;an_raf_vet_is...</a>
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russellbeattie将近 3 年前
I happened to see a black and white video of Flip Wilson telling his infamous baby joke on the Tonight Show [1], and thought to myself that I <i>barely</i> know who he was, let alone anyone born after me.<p>Seems like a great way to build a following on TikTok would just be to go through the countless hours of standup comedy that was shown night after night on late night TV in the 50s and 60s, cherry pick the best bits and just start making clips. Even if you were called out for copying, a funny bit is a funny bit. Think of the wealth of material from George Burns, Milton Berle or Carol Burnett that could be reintroduced to the world as 30 second vids.<p>1. <a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;youtu.be&#x2F;xG3v_kA0Stw" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;youtu.be&#x2F;xG3v_kA0Stw</a>
racl101将近 3 年前
First time I heard: <i>that&#x27;s what she said</i> as a punchline for double-entendres...<p>was around mid-to-late 90s on <i>King of the Hill</i> and I was a teenager. It was an episode where Ben Stiller guest starred as a new employee who worked with Hank Hill at <i>Strickland Propane</i> and the premise was that this new employee (I forget his name) would create a toxic work environment where he&#x27;d make crude jokes about everything and everyone and nobody had the balls to stand up to him except for Hank.<p>Now, given that writer&#x2F;producer Greg Daniels, worked in both <i>King of the Hill</i> and <i>The Office</i> I figured that maybe he made the joke prominent in the latter show.<p>But I&#x27;m probably wrong.
coldtea将近 3 年前
&gt;<i>This is the largest category. You can see what’s being attempted, but the joke utterly fails. Sometimes it fails so hard that it almost works as anti-humor. Overwhelmingly these are a variant of “Once this guy did something dumb.”</i><p>What the author doesn&#x27;t get is that those are meant not just as ha-ha jokes, but also as ironic comments on behavior. E.g., his example on this category:<p>&quot;A pedant was looking for his book for many days but could not find it. By chance as he was eating lettuce and turned a certain corner he saw the book lying there. Later meeting a friend who was lamenting the loss of his girdle, he said, “Do not worry but buy some lettuces and eat them at the corner, when you turn it and go a little ways you fill find it.”<p>This is an ironic remark on how people think what worked for them circumstancially, it will work for others, even in another situation. E.g. this joke could be used almost verbatim as a ironic critique of modern-day cargo cult of success (where copying BS circumstancial things a rich person does, like &quot;waking up at 6am&quot; or &quot;only eat Soylent to save time&quot;) is supposed to be how you find success.<p>Or take:<p>&quot;Another person who was going away wrote to a pedant that he should buy him some books. But he regarded the request lightly and said to him on his return, “I did not receive your letter which you sent concerning the books.”&quot;<p>The joke here is not about &quot;someone saying something dump&quot;, but rather poking fun at &quot;the check is in the post&quot; kind of behavior.<p>Moving on: &quot;Cumaeans are stupid. I’m not sure what the Cumaeans did to deserve this, but there’s a whole section with jokes like this&quot;<p>The point is not Cumaeans, and those kind of jokes at some group (from the Polish to rednecks) are a staple all across the world - including by those groups made fun of themselves.<p>Or one he is confused about, which is perfectly clear:<p>&quot;A pedant had purchased a pair of breeches and since they were very tight and he had difficulty in getting into them, he pulled all the hair off himself.&quot;<p>It just a critique of people doing something supposedly to help with a situation, that actually has zero returns. (the guy couldn&#x27;t fit in his clothes, so he shaved his body hair - as if that would make much of dent to his body volume).<p>One can see that there are tons of examples of this behavior in modern life (and, alas, in programming).<p>The author says he is especially confused about this joke, but the meaning is, once again, totally clear:<p>&quot;A shrewd fellow whilst wrestling fell into the mud and in order that he might not seem to be clumsy, he got up entirely covered with mud and stood conceitedly through the whole contest.&quot;<p>It&#x27;s again poking fun at the well known &quot;save face&quot; behavior, that if you accidently fail at something, you can try make it appear like you didn&#x27;t fail, but rather intended what happened. There are like 100 examples of the same exact behavior in modern comedy movies.<p>In essense, the author appears to take the jokes too literaly or as actual advice, fails to see their point, and in general appears to be quite the ...pedant, like the butt of some of those jokes!
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fuzzfactor将近 3 年前
About 70 years ago, Tarzan used to be very popular and was also the butt of many jokes featuring his broken English and jungle life.<p>Q. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?<p>A. &quot;El-e-phant coming ov-er hill!&quot;<p>Q. What did he say when saw them coming over the hill with their sunglasses on?<p>A. He didn&#x27;t say anything, he didn&#x27;t recognize them.
loxs将近 3 年前
Before reading this, I thought I am sort of proficient in English. Not any more... Haven&#x27;t looked up so many words in years
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nikanj将近 3 年前
My theory for the ”why people enjoy this” is: for part A of the population, the situation activates the empathy centers of the brain, and you share the pain. For part B, the bullying centers activate, and you find amusement in the torment of the poor fool.<p>We all have both centers, only luck will tell which one is wired up to ”cringe” stimuli.
circa将近 3 年前
I didn’t see a mention of Chris Farley. He says it in 2 of his movies from the 90s I believe.
inasio将近 3 年前
Reminded me of the book&#x2F;movie Name of the rose (awesome in both formats). The Macguffin is the single remaining copy, long thought lost, of Aristoteles book on comedy, thought to be a forbidden thing by some of the monks.
renewiltord将近 3 年前
Hilarious! I think this is made doubly amusing by the fact that I make jokes like the ones in his &quot;Total Failure&quot; category.<p>&gt; <i>A pedant was looking for his book for many days but could not find it. By chance as he was eating lettuce and turned a certain corner he saw the book lying there. Later meeting a friend who was lamenting the loss of his girdle, he said, “Do not worry but buy some lettuces and eat them at the corner, when you turn it and go a little ways you fill find it.”</i><p>For instance, I was in a motorcycle accident recently, but also coincidentally got a great deal on a Peloton. Someone asked me how I got it for cheaper and I explained that it involved first learning to ride a motorcycle and then colliding with a car.<p>Personally, I found the whole thing hilarious, but written down it sounds totally nonsensical, which makes it even funnier.
bitcurious将近 3 年前
“This inn on the road to Iwanoue is a cold place to sleep…<p>Oh monk, would you please lend me your robes?<p>The monk’s reply:<p>Those who have given up the world wear only a single layer of moss-rough cloth,<p>yet not to offer it would be heartless.<p>Let us sleep together, then.”<p>A poem&#x2F;joke by Ono no Komachi from c. 825 — c. 900
jpswade将近 3 年前
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dieselgate将近 3 年前
In regards to old jokes this just made me think of “phallic imagery” being discovered as graffiti in Roman cities&#x2F;Pompeii.<p>Along with “And he says, ‘do you love me,’ and she says, ‘no! But that’s a real nice ski mask’”
macspoofing将近 3 年前
&gt;Many people who only recently watched the US version of The Office seem to think that Michael Scott invented That’s what she said<p>He didn&#x27;t invent it, but he brough it back.
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vorpalhex将近 3 年前
I got the referenced epub and it&#x27;s quite humorous, despite some translation difficulty.<p>The very dark jokes are actually quite funny.
scrypter将近 3 年前
&quot;&quot;That&#x27;s what she said&quot; - Some Guy&quot; -Michael Scott
superb-owl将近 3 年前
As an aside, I think Einstein&#x27;s religious attitudes are underreported and understudied.<p>There are a couple great sections in The World as I See it [1]:<p>&gt; I assert that the cosmic religious experience is the strongest and the noblest driving force behind scientific research.<p>&gt; A knowledge of the existence of something we cannot penetrate, of the manifestations of the profoundest reason and the most radiant beauty - it is this knowledge and this emotion that constitute the truly religious attitude; in this sense, and in this alone, I am a deeply religious man<p>&gt; I do not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but have expressed it clearly. If something is in me which can be called religious then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it.<p>&gt; I believe in Spinoza&#x27;s God who reveals himself in the orderly harmony of what exists, not in a God who concerns himself with the fates and actions of human beings.<p>Here&#x27;s a longer quote that is a little more substantive:<p>&gt; there is found a third level of religious experience, even if it is seldom found in a pure form. I will call it the cosmic religious sense. This is hard to make clear to those who do not experience it, since it does not involve an anthropomorphic idea of God; the individual feels the vanity of human desires and aims, and the nobility and marvelous order which are revealed in nature and in the world of thought. He feels the individual destiny as an imprisonment and seeks to experience the totality of existence as a unity full of significance. Indications of this cosmic religious sense can be found even on earlier levels of development—for example, in the Psalms of David and in the Prophets. The cosmic element is much stronger in Buddhism, as, in particular, Schopenhauer&#x27;s magnificent essays have shown us. The religious geniuses of all times have been distinguished by this cosmic religious sense, which recognizes neither dogmas nor God made in man&#x27;s image. Consequently there cannot be a church whose chief doctrines are based on the cosmic religious experience. It comes about, therefore, that we find precisely among the heretics of all ages men who were inspired by this highest religious experience; often they appeared to their contemporaries as atheists, but sometimes also as saints.<p>This is the conception of Mysticism I&#x27;ve tried to describe a bit in the past [2]<p>[1] <a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;en.wikipedia.org&#x2F;wiki&#x2F;The_World_as_I_See_It_(book)" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;en.wikipedia.org&#x2F;wiki&#x2F;The_World_as_I_See_It_(book)</a><p>[2] <a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;superbowl.substack.com&#x2F;p&#x2F;what-is-mysticism" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;superbowl.substack.com&#x2F;p&#x2F;what-is-mysticism</a>
jodrellblank将近 3 年前
Not as old, but there is an Esperanto book of &quot;113 humorous things&quot; from around 1910, and so many of them are mother-in-law jokes or husbands and wives hating each other, e.g.<p>15. &quot;Mother, I don&#x27;t want to marry Ricardo, he says that Hell doesn&#x27;t exist!&quot;. &quot;Calm youself, little daughter, when I am his mother-in-law I will convince him of it&quot;.<p>18. is roughly &quot;In a country it rained (a lot or a little?). One farmer said &#x27;This year, out of the ground will come everthing we put beneath it&#x27;. His colleague said &#x27;By God, don&#x27;t say that, friend! My mother-in-law is down there!&#x27;&quot;.<p>21. A widower was showing some friendly guests around his garden. &quot;Look&quot;, he said, &quot;There is the tree where my three unhappy wives hanged themselves&quot;. One of the attendees, who was a husband, asked for a cutting from the tree - that he might plant it in his garden.<p>24. A fiance gave confession on the day of his wedding. Afterwards he said &quot;Father, you forgot to give me the punishment&quot;. &quot;No&quot;, said the clever priest, &quot;you already have it&quot;.<p>30. &quot;See that man? I hate him&quot;. &quot;Why?&quot;. &quot;He asked before me for my wife&#x27;s hand, and she refused him!&quot;.<p>78. &quot;Dear friend, why don&#x27;t you want your son to marry?&quot;. &quot;I don&#x27;t want my wife to become a mother-in-law&quot;.<p>90. &quot;How is your mother-in-law doing?&quot;. &quot;She&#x27;s getting better, but I haven&#x27;t lost all hope.&quot;<p>96. A servant calls to his sleeping master &#x27;Sir! Sir! Your mother-in-law just died!&#x27;. &quot;Oh! How much sadness I will have in the morning when I wake from this dream&quot; replied the son-in-law.<p>Some are plausible jokes but not very funny. e.g.<p>14. &quot;Waiter, Omelette!&quot;, &quot;We have none&quot;. &quot;Meat?&quot; &quot;Also none&quot;. &quot;Fish?&quot; &quot;Also none&quot;. &quot;So why say one can eat according to their desires?&quot; &quot;Sir, it means the desire of the restaurant owner&quot;.<p>29. &quot;The drum you sold me makes no sound&quot;. &quot;I hoped as much&quot;. &quot;And why do you make drums?&quot; &quot;To sell them&quot;.<p>35. &quot;Is God everywhere?&quot; &quot;Yes, father&quot;. &quot;Then he is in the yard of your house?&quot;. &quot;No, father&quot;. &quot;Why not, stupid boy?&quot;. &quot;My house doesn&#x27;t have a yard, respected teacher.&quot;<p>Some are reasonable:<p>19. In a Barber&#x27;s shop: &quot;How would you like me to shave you?&quot; &quot;Silently&quot;.<p>10. A 60 year old woman and her daughter looks the same age. &quot;One claims they are two daughters&quot; says the census taker, &quot;but you could more rightly say they are two mothers&quot;.<p>71. &quot;It&#x27;d be a miracle if I win the lottery.&quot; &quot;What&#x27;s your number?&quot; &quot;None.&quot; &quot;Then how will you be able to win?&quot;. &quot;That&#x27;s why I said it would be a miracle!&quot;.<p>[1] <a href="http:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.elerno.cn&#x2F;elibro&#x2F;113humorajoj.pdf" rel="nofollow">http:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.elerno.cn&#x2F;elibro&#x2F;113humorajoj.pdf</a>
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Waterluvian将近 3 年前
How many old jokes do we think have an origin that’s still too young?
hamiltonians将近 3 年前
this site, dynomight, is always on the top of hacker news. what is the author&#x27;s secret or method. i want to learn
6yyyyyy将近 3 年前
&gt;Pelosi Says U.S. Won’t Allow China to Isolate Taiwan<p>...that&#x27;s what she said.
oumua_don17将近 3 年前
While orthogonal to the topic being discussed, the About section(reproduced below) can be guiding principles for some at least<p>Wondering what to do with your life? Here’s what I suggest:<p>First priority: Your physical health. (No health → no life.)<p>Second priority: Reasonable financial security. (No food → no health.)<p>Third priority: Good relationships with friends and family. (Depressed → no mental health.)<p>After that you can do whatever. The game you’re playing doesn’t have any rules and there’s no way to win.