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Ask HN: How would you take over the world?

12 点作者 goodweeds超过 13 年前
Most of us have a little bit of evil genius in us, stuck in the back of our minds. Some of us go so far as to day dream about going further. How would you take over the world? Military action? The ballot box? Media?

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nestlequ1k超过 13 年前
I'd use the United States as it's already the biggest military and has the largest influence on the world. Get to know the political system there, it's ins and outs. Figure out how to hack it, by saying just the right thing to just the right groups. Take lots of acting classes. Get damn good at it.<p>Start out as a Republican, get to be a senator or house member or something.<p>During this time make sure to be slavishly devoted to the military. Fight for veterans benefits, pay increases, increased recruitment. Treat the military like royalty. Allow the military to join public employee unions, strike, take up dues. This will fuel all your political campaigns to come.<p>Then switch to a 3rd party and use your military union backing to run for president. Spend all your time attacking the two parties using the other parties standard attack lines (republicans: heartless, democrats: weak). There's lots to attack on each side, present yourself as the "3rd option". Take your existing 10%, then pull in an additional 15% percent (of the total vote) from each party. You'll win with 35%.<p>After being elected, ally with the Republicans to get your pro military policy passed. Ally with the democrats to turn on the fairness doctrine again and support everything the public employee unions want. Increase their funding so they can give it back to you in donations. Implement a flat tax, remove corporate taxes, and jack up government spending at every level. All your spending will be fueled through the Fed, guised as economic stimulus. Ridicule those worried about the value of the dollar as pessimists and enemies of the state. Convince them a lower dollar will mean more exports and jobs at home.<p>Crack down on the internet in the interests of protecting jobs, preventing piracy, and increasing fairness. Keep control over all methods of communication. Controlling the internet will be key to all other steps, in controlling information, and keeping a consensus in your country supporting your radical foreign policy. It'll also be a key weapon of economic warfare with other countries.<p>Appoint 1 or 2 members to the supreme court and then through an act of supposed foreign terrorism, neutralize the rest of the members. Set up a war against those terrorists, with wartime powers. Resist any acts to appoint new supreme court members. Cancel all further elections until the threat is taken care of.<p>Be a strong and resolute leader. Target China as an opponent since they are one of the biggest threats to US domination. Turn Japan, South Korea, and India into US territories in the interests of protecting it from China. Take down China by pledging support of protecting the rich coastal regions. Start a war with the communist regime, and take it down. Switch China to the US dollar and establish it as a commonwealth of the US empire.<p>Then take on Russian using economic warfare (force oil prices down to 20/barrel by subsidizing overproduction in the middle east).<p>Take down the EU with your monetary policy. Low dollar means less imports from Europe. Make it against the law for any bank to lend to a foreign government. These small steps will provide the weight to collapse an already weak EU. Eventually subvert and take over the union. Establish the US dollar as the currency in Europe.<p>Invade Mexico under the pretense of stopping the immigration problem. Boycott and blockade Canada until they collapse. Trade policy is the weapon of choice for taking control over North America. They already depend on the US for survival so selectively cut their oxygen until their governments collapse, and then step in to pick up the pieces.<p>Take over South America by controlling the flow of goods and information. Then install puppet governments.<p>Leave Africa for last. That one can be done by traditional military invasion, preceded by 6 months of propaganda about how horrible it is for those living there (mostly true). Demonize the dictators of each African state, then invade each country one by one in wars of compassion and establish each as a US commonwealth.<p>That just leaves Australia. Use a sustained democratic subversion campaign to convince a majority of the population to support being annexed by the United States.<p>Go down in history as the man who unified the world, brought peace and happiness, and reigned over the next golden age.
beatpanda超过 13 年前
Slowly, over the course of hundreds of years, through a well-funded secret society that slowly ingratiates itself into institutions at all levels across the political spectrum all around the world. I would focus especially on international NGOs, central banks, top world universities, global media companies and missionary religious orders.<p>The members of this secret society would stay buried in the middle of these institutions, at levels with hiring and executive power but no public visibility. Especially no top leadership positions.<p>As new generations are brought into the society, older members give the new generation a hand up, making it much easier for them to advance and prosper.<p>It would use front organizations to offer scholarships and fellowships to young people around the world, drawing in and indoctrinating ambitious people who would then, at least psychologically, "owe" something to this society, or at least to the front organization, if they couldn't be indoctrinated directly.<p>After, say, the first hundred years, the oldest members of the order would start incrementally implementing policies that would appear to simply be good ideas that emerged organically, but which were actually circulated among members of the society.<p>This also happens to be my mental model as to why obnoxious ideas like neoliberalism, or the current wave of "austerity programs", catch on around the world as if they were good.
kirubakaran超过 13 年前
If you are fine with the 'evil' part of 'evil genius': Start a religion. Sue people who out you for copyright infringement on your scriptures.<p>Otherwise, seastead and attract the best talent by being really good and out-innovate every other country. Important note: Don't sell to hypocrites who don't believe in science but still want your antibiotics, vaccines and nanobots. Let natural selection do the rest.
macca321超过 13 年前
I'd bankrupt nations around the world by dodgy banking, then slowly replace their elected governments with autocrats who used to work for me.<p>That or invade Poland.
coryl超过 13 年前
As a benevolent billionaire, I would relocate to a poor impoverished 3rd world country that ideally has resources and opportunity to grow and improve rapidly in terms of economic well-being (people love jobs!).<p>After building infrastructure and winning the hearts and minds of the people, I would either try running for public office legally, or with the support of some military force, overthrow the government in a revolution.
pilom超过 13 年前
Start with one country. After a major attack on home soil, incite fear in everyone and claim that country X supported the attackers. Attack country X. Then claim that country Y also helped the attackers. Attack country Y. Continue convincing the population that they should be afraid of more attacks from unknown attackers that are all around us. Repeat for more countries.
papaf超过 13 年前
I found the following classic an interesting guide:<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/True-Believer-Thoughts-Movements-Perennial/dp/0060505915?tag=duckduckgo-d-20" rel="nofollow">http://www.amazon.com/True-Believer-Thoughts-Movements-Peren...</a>
101north超过 13 年前
I'd go back in time and start Apple.
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