I had a friend some years ago who wrote survival advice. Not just SHTF stuff, but how to best survive everyday life situations.<p>He had some car advice:<p>> Forget "crumple zones". You want to be in the biggest, heaviest car. That's the one that will win the collision. It will often be an older car.<p>In this case, the '09 Malibu and the '59 Bel Air are almost exactly the same weight (about 3500 pounds), so you might think it would be an even draw. Or counting the fact that the Bel Air is almost 20 inches longer, it should win!<p>I have a feeling that my friend would have felt much safer in the Bel Air.