Why are they all straight shreds? Bad guys don't know how to go to Staples.com and buy a Diamond shredder? Sure, it's useful to be able to decode those but if you're going to throw $50,000 on the table why not at least ask for something slightly more sophisticated than aligning what are essentially rectangles.<p>I wouldn't be surprised if someone out there makes a cheap consumer grade shredder with some shape more obnoxious than diamonds too...