"A grumpy koala wearing a robe, holding a goblet".<p>Very high brow design there Microsoft.<p>How about a "distressed, singed koala fleeing summer bushfires and heatwaves"?<p>Designers are not teenagers wanting to make funny LOLs for maximum Likes. They're often making serious contributions, factual content, scientific campaigns, environmental awareness etc. But if I ever need a "bicycle with wings flying through a cloud of marshmallow" I'll give your app a go.