Nearing the 10 year anniversary of the app's rejection, please allow me to reflect.<p>Original app description: "Tired of the same old political chatter? Browse and listen to President Obama's weekly addresses in style, with classy farts that you can fire off at will. For neither red nor blue, just pee-yew."<p>We didn't bother to try again with 'Trumpet on Trump'.<p>Oh, what could've been.