I'm lowkey waiting to hear about Applet's <i>other</i> sister-ship, JDK<p>...implausible? Really?<p>Ha! You can't tell me you've never thought about what you'd name things if you were warped into the past and worked as a Swedish shipwright.<p>Like, it's just too tempting to troll 21st-century conspiracists with anachronistic ship names, <i>of course</i> it would be a thing you'd do.<p>Call this the 'anthwarpic principle' (no I don't care) and by 2022 epistemological standards, it's as likely to be real as anything else<p>OK, fine, downvote me, you cowards