"the Smithsonian's curator of worms"<p>That's a thing? It reminds me of this video from the onion: <a href="http://www.theonion.com/video/expert-on-anteaters-wasted-entire-life-studying-an,14210/" rel="nofollow">http://www.theonion.com/video/expert-on-anteaters-wasted-ent...</a>