Show HN: A cryptocurrency that can automatically re-launch itself on-chain

So the basic idea is to programmatically set a "floor price" at every revival, and penalize everyone that sells their tokens at a price lower than this "floor" in 50%... So it's a ponzi scheme down to the core, the rules of the "smart" contract itself try to enforce it. Every time I think the crypto world can't get more scammy I'm always, always wrong.

So, it the price of the coin is going down 60%, I'm not only lose the 60% but also a additional 20%! And if the buyer resells the coin, s/he will get a 50% penalty unless the price increased enough. When this coin crashes, it will crash extra super fast and set a new record.