The iPhone is a piece of shit, and so is your face.

That is one successfully abusive PR masterpiece - The key being that its so over the top that it turns into humour - so you get primitive entertainment while getting some actual information as well. I had no idea about that phone either - and it does look pretty good - especially the cool keyboard and the fact that the screen res is comparable. <i>But</i>, the Iphone UI is a force unto itself.

I like how the "voice of truth" also claims to be a pirate and have balls the size of beanbags.<p>No sarcasm about the voice of truth, though: only Maddox writes obnoxiously enough to be heard over every other idiot nerd fanboy blog.

It was only a matter of time before maddox hit ycnews.

Typical Maddox, but i kinda agree with "Holds your phone hostage to Apple for new software updates because Apple won't allow everyone to develop applications for it"

If the Nokia E70 were a person. It would be Chuck Norris.

This crappy article gave me a thought. The advantage of not allowing downmods on this site seems to be: It's impossible to actively bury submissions, and so things only rise on popularity. But, at some point, that stops mattering. So, what if, after a certain # of points or after a certain position is reached, a downmod arrow appears?

Also the e70 has python. <p>Also I'm still waiting on the way overdue maddox take on web 2.0 which will make uncov look like gigaom.

Man how do you come back to a title like that? You can't even say "your FACE is a peice of shit" because he has that covered too!!<p>I like the article too, though it's a little hostile for my taste.

I'm surprised this post hasn't been deleted yet.

iPhone is a marketing hype, whereas Nokia is a pure cellphone company. iPod made its payoff but not necessary iPhone

I'm surprised this hasn't been modded out.

i kind of agree... i wouldnt trade my Nokia E61 for an iphone

give him time.. he'll get an iphone ;)