I guess that this is the second time today:
Imagine that the Earth is the Florida of the galaxy.<p>They come down for some food, and some fuel.
They mosey on into a gas station and see the sign on the beer fridge:
"Warning: Alcohol may cause intoxication."<p>Shocked, they run back to their space ship, roll their 3,000 eyes,
and leave in a hurry.<p>"No body could be that stupid."
"Wanna bet?"