If I were Jesus, which I may in fact be (with some probability) even if I have no reason or indication that I am, I would say, “That’s all very interesting. Isn’t it wonderful to be alive, as far as we know? Isn’t it wonderful that you think you are Satan or a doctor or whatever? And isn’t it normal for us all to do our best to express our existences and be as we believe we are? Anyway, I think so. So, in answer to your question, no thank you. I like what I am.”