ASCII Dicks API

How is this an API? All I can request is a different number of dicks, and that's it. And then the dicks come out at random length.<p>Will there be a version 2? I would like parameters for length and girth, and possibly a drop shadow.

cool screensaver<p>while true; do echo <a href="http://dicks.heroku.com/66.txt|" rel="nofollow">http://dicks.heroku.com/66.txt|</a> xargs -P 16 curl -s; done;