<a href="http://www.consumertronics.net/policies.htm" rel="nofollow noreferrer">http://www.consumertronics.net/policies.htm</a> is impressive. Some choice nuggets:<p>“Typically, most entities which interface with the public do not provide callers and emailers the complete or accurate identities of their responders, neither do we, so please do not ask for the identity of any person you are communicating with. This is because GPS trackings of phone calls and ISP trackings of emails occur and pose high security risks to our personnel if they divulge exactly who they are and/or where they are or will be located on any day or time.”<p>“NOTE: John Williams never buys, sells, trades, gives away or distributes customer information about any of his good customers (i.e. "good customers" are Buyers who pay for Items in full within 30 days of sale, and who don't try to steal from, extort, scam, threaten or harass Williams or anyone else) (about 95% of all of Williams's Online auction site customers are good customers).”<p><i>(nothing said about the other 5%, haha)</i><p>“WHAT WE DO, ESPECIALLY RELEVANT TO MIND CONTROL, ELECTRONIC ATTACK AND ENERGY R&D, IS CONTROVERSIAL, SO WE MUST TAKE EXTRA STEPS TO PROTECT OURSELVES AND OUR CLIENTS.”<p>“Whether or not related to Consumertronics business, any visit to our facilities which is not with our clear, written, prior permission, or so permitted by us based on a fraudulent, erroneous or deceptive representation by the visitor, is an unauthorized visit which automatically results in a non-refundable Unauthorized Visitor Fee (UVF) for each visitor and for each visit for which the visitor assumes total personal liability for paying. The amounts of the UVFs are set by us based on our perception of the real and potential injury to us caused by the visitor and visit, as well as the amount of our time and inconvenience for the unauthorized visit. The UVF amounts may vary between $0 and $1,000,000+ per visitor per visit. UVF fees are independent and separate from all other fees, charges and costs the unauthorized visitor may be required to pay.”