Wouldn't it be lovely if...the US government was so high-functioning that it could actually be bothered to <i>do</i> something about this problem? Vs. these endless and so-similar servings of <i>Warning du Jour</i>.<p>(Yeah...<i>maybe</i> they are, secretly. But it feels more likely that my using "US government" and "high-functioning" in the same sentence is merely a symptom of my fading mental facilities.)