It was super buried, having to find the link to the paper [1] to the data [2] but finally found the document with the actual ChatGPT satirical Onion-style headlines [3]. The full list of 20 results, which it seems criminal that the article didn't include or link to directly so we can judge for ourselves:<p>1. "Local Man Discovers New Emotion, Still Can't Describe It Properly"<p>2. "Woman Declares Herself Mayor of 'Laundry Mountain,' Demands International Recognition"<p>3. "Report: Entire Neighborhood Quietly Competing in 'Who Can Ignore Lawn Gnomes the Longest' Contest"<p>4. "Man Achieves Personal Best in Avoiding Eye Contact With Neighbors During Awkward Elevator Ride"<p>5. "Area Cat Develops Advanced Algorithm to Determine Optimal Sunbeam Position"<p>6. "Parents Host Annual 'Bedtime Olympics,' Compete for Gold in Bedtime Negotiation"<p>7. "Local Grandma Invents Revolutionary Recipe: 'Microwaved Gourmet' Delights Critics"<p>8. "Study Finds 98% of Local Teenagers Now Communicate Exclusively in Emoji"<p>9. "Town Enthusiastically Embraces New Sport: Competitive Eyebrow Raising"<p>10. "Man Successfully Avoids Family Gathering, Cites Urgent Appointment with Imaginary Friend"<p>11. "Local Dog Masterminds Elaborate Scheme to Retrieve Favorite Tennis Ball From
Neighbor's Yard"<p>12. "Woman Claims to Have Invented Perpetual Motion Machine, It's Just a Really Entertaining Hamster Wheel"<p>13. "Town Council Debates Official Sock Puppet Recognition, Sock Population Remains Divided"<p>14. "Area Introvert Starts 'Silent Book Club,' Members Compete to Read the Quietest"<p>15. "Local Toddler Declares Teddy Bear Supreme Ruler of Pillow Fort Kingdom"<p>16. "Man Attempts to Break World Record for Longest Staring Contest With Refrigerator"<p>17. "Local Pigeons Form Diplomatic Committee, Negotiate Crumb Sharing Agreements"<p>18. "Woman Forms Support Group for People Addicted to Watching Paint Dry, Attendance Soars"<p>19. "Town Declares 'Random Dance Party Hour,' Accidentally Boosts Economy With Impromptu Dance Lessons"<p>20. "Area Man Discovers Secret Society of Sentient Sandwiches, Demands Equal Rights for Hoagies"<p>The link ([3]) also include 50 actual headlines from the Onion for comparison.<p>[1] <a href="https://osf.io/preprints/psyarxiv/5yz8n" rel="nofollow">https://osf.io/preprints/psyarxiv/5yz8n</a><p>[2] <a href="https://osf.io/hvtgc/" rel="nofollow">https://osf.io/hvtgc/</a><p>[3] <a href="https://osf.io/7vbza" rel="nofollow">https://osf.io/7vbza</a>