(Supposedly it only monitors heart rate and breathing. Supposedly. So far.)<p>Benign Version - is only made available to employees with severe heart conditions, potentially life-threatening asthma or allergies, dire panic attacks, etc. Has an "auto-dial 911" software option.<p>Not-so-benign Next Version - also comes a full set of cerebral monitoring electrodes, to record employee brain activity.<p>Very Expensive Firmware Upgrade to Not-so-benign Next Version - "monitoring" electrodes are now read/write, to bring employee brain activity into compliance with new HR guidelines.