Semantic Web is dead, because we've suddenly achieved its goal without it.<p>We no longer need everyone to publish their information in a machine-readable form, because through LLMs we can make machines read the human-readable versions now.<p>LLMs are not quite reliable, but the machine-readable data was never reliable either. The Web as a whole is messy, and invisible metadata is systematically less well maintained than the primary human-centric information.