> We demonstrate
in the following text the meaninglessness of the never-ending
co-doping of graphene. We decided to follow the hyperbole of
ever multiplying dopants; however, instead of using expensive
and toxic chemicals such as ammonia, fluorine, chlorine,
boranes, etc., we took a page from the pre-Haber−Bosch era
and sought natural materials for the fertilization of graphene
and used guano as a dopant.<p>What a wonderfully bat-shit paper.<p>> In summary, we demonstrated that bird dropping-treated
graphenes indeed make graphene more electrocatalytic than
nondoped graphene.<p>Oh, never mind, just bird-shit, dang.