Up until "Sign our open letter" I was convinced it was a sarcastic impact simulator [0], but now I see it's a sarcastic corporate lobbying page, which is... almost better.<p>> Zach Weinersmith - Chief Culinary Officer.<p>Oh, well that explains quite a lot about what I'm reading.<p>> Our RSP defines a framework called Asteroid Safety Levels (ASL) [...] Inspired loosely by the US government and the Heros Association’s biosafety level [...]<p>I'd note that the Heroes Association records indicate that it's not always viable to redirect every asteroid with a One Punch strategy.<p>[0] Ex: <a href="https://neal.fun/asteroid-launcher/" rel="nofollow">https://neal.fun/asteroid-launcher/</a>