I want to say my propane fireplace ... except 98% the reason I even <i>have</i> one is to be able to heat the house is power goes out!<p>If my in-vehicle nav system could get live updates <i>a la</i> Waze, Apple Maps, etc ... it would be <i>worlds</i> more useful - but, at the same time, I <i>DO NOT WANT</i> my <i>vehicle</i> reliant on internet connectivity to work!<p>This meme sums it up: <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/8jth1u/i_shot_the_toaster_it_was_a_good_time/" rel="nofollow">https://www.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/8jth...</a><p>`My wife asked why I carry a gun in the house. I looked at her and said, "Decepticons". She laughed. I laughed. The toaster laughed. I shot the toaster.`