For any value of $LANGUAGE, imagine this situation: your boss comes to you and say "Hey, they just released a new major version of $LANGUAGE today. Can you go upgrade it on all our production servers?" What is your emotional response to that request? For many values of $LANGUAGE, there would probably at least some element of terror (for many languages, probably much more than just "some"). But Perl is one where, depending on the circumstances, the response could plausibly be as article says: boredom. "Yeah, sure, whatever. I'll go upgrade them." (Certainly there are others, but Perl is definitely one of the best in this regard.)