> Is oblivious to how many times their cubicle-mate has gone for coffee, the bathroom, or the hospital<p>> Substantial refactoring on the eve of a deadline<p>> Fondness for films directed by Stanley Kubrick<p>> Commits changes to the repository that consist only of comments<p>> Pauses "The Andromeda Strain" at the part about the sliver of paper getting between the bell and the ringer and grins like a madman<p>> Has the German versions of "Der Kommissar" and "99 Lufballons" on their iPod (and, er... their native language is English)<p>> Giggles when someone says the phrase "This is recorded on sticky-tape and rust"<p>> Willingly throws away weeks or months of work in order to adopt another programmer's superior code<p>> A cubicle or desk populated with toys that came from ThinkGeek<p>I hate to be the first comment and be a negative comment but there is _WAY_ too much subjective/whimsy/useless filler in this article. Apply your coding standards and cut this article down to 10% of its original size.