GitHub Profile Roast

This is amazing. I like that it actually goes for the kill rather than the “oh but I’m just joking” tone of most LLM powered apps.<p>&gt; You’ve reverse engineered so many APIs, it’s like you’re trying to make a career out of being the ultimate code thief.<p>&gt; The impressive stargazer counts are overshadowed by the reality that most of your projects are essentially glorified hacks<p>Ouch read my thoughts

I feel destroyed. This is genuinely amazing.<p>&gt; Oh, **, the declared master of &quot;writing tools for myself since 2020&quot; — clearly, that’s a euphemism for ‘I’m coding for my imaginary friends and hoping they don’t judge my skills.’ With all those forks and zero stars, it&#x27;s safe to say the only thing you&#x27;ve built is a graveyard for unworthy coding efforts.

It pulls no punches when it comes to hobby developers.<p>&gt; Sounds more like a solo endeavor for someone who thinks they’re the hero of a coding saga but is really just a sidekick in their own life<p>&gt; truly captivating content that’s probably 50% memes and 50% self-reflection on why nobody&#x27;s using your projects<p>&gt; Your open issues read like an attempt at social interaction, but we all know it’s just you trying to find a reason for anyone to notice your existence

Ooh ouch, I need to lay down. While I am healing I shall come up with one of those trendy JavaScript libraries I keep hearing about; like an aged rocker dating a young model I shall become nuanced, taken up, revered, established, lived and then hated…repeat.

&quot;let’s just admit it: your GitHub is the tech equivalent of a participation trophy&quot;<p>great app OP :)

&gt; Maybe it&#x27;s time to rethink that bio; because from what we see, your code isn’t just bad — it’s a flying disaster waiting to crash land. Happy coding, or whatever it is you think you&#x27;re doing!<p>Excuse me as I go have a quick sob

&quot;It takes a special kind of talent to compile a list of things you could&#x27;ve built instead of listing your numerous attempts at imitating creativity without actually producing anything of note. Real talk, at this point, you’re just one more fork away from a digital identity crisis.&quot;<p>Touché, my AI heart, touché.

&gt; “Pointlessramblings.com”? What a fitting name for a blog no one&#x27;s reading – just like your stargazer count suggests. The only thing &quot;pointless&quot; here is trying to find any relevance in your GitHub contributions while those lonely stars gather dust.<p>Amazing, properly savage; I love this.

Try torvalds!

&gt; And the multiple open issues scattered throughout your repos show that you’re either a committed procrastinator or just comfortable letting your failures linger in public view.<p>This is perfectly accurate, thank you AI :&#x27;)

Incredible. I know it&#x27;s AI generated but my feelings are hurt :)

I&#x27;ve tried several of these but this one actually felt like a roast

&gt; It seems like you’re more of a ghost on GitHub than a developer. Keep it up, and you might just vanish into the digital ether altogether!<p>Mission accomplished!

Learning I have a forgotten repo with 26 open pull requests from a bot was...weird.

Trying language repos so I know which one to learn next ;)

Someone should do this for Hacker News profiles

That was harsh.

&gt; In Barcelona, of all places, you’re coding away while the sunset strips off the glam. Here’s a tip: ditch the forks, grab a metaphorical chef&#x27;s knife, and start carving out a path that isn’t just a mix of hastily assembled projects. At this point, your most significant contribution to the community seems to be an impressive ability to accumulate abandoned repos.<p>&gt; Happy coding!<p>I mean, it&#x27;s not wrong. Good job OP :)

Haha, nice one.

Haha love it

&gt; Good luck finding your way out of that mirrorball, FrostKiwi; I hear it reflects every bad life choice you&#x27;ve ever made.<p>OMG, I am impressed and humbled. I fully submit to our new AI overlords.