Grifter gonna grift and felon going to felon, I guess, but I really wonder what the FEC and the SEC will have to say about this one.<p>Also, to make this at least vaguely tech related, would the Haskell signature look something like this?<p><pre><code> trump :: MorallyBankrupt a => a -> Maybe (FinanciallyBankrupt a)</code></pre>