Mississippi Legislature 'Contraception Begins at Erection Act'

This is not The Onion.<p>&quot;The bill, titled the &quot;Contraception Begins at Erection Act,&quot; would make it unlawful for &quot;a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo.&quot; It includes exceptions for sperm donation and using contraception to prevent fertilization.<p>The bill, introduced Monday, imposes fines of $1,000 for a first offense, $5,000 for a second offense and $10,000 for any subsequent offenses.&quot;

Note that this bill was put forward by a black Democratic senator, so is probably more like a protest bill (making a statement against laws prohibiting abortion) that has no chance of actually becoming law.

OnlyFans aside where would they find a significant number of people to fine? Omegle is gone right? It would be ironic if people jokingly voted for this and it somehow became law. <i>Kindof a Boaty McBoatface style crowd sourced mishap.</i>

This might be the funniest thing I read in a while.