"I am depressing" is a winner for the tortured phrasing contest. (What the hell does it mean? That I should blame myself for my condition and thus "depress myself" more?) See the flawed concept of E-prime<p><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E-Prime" rel="nofollow">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E-Prime</a><p>which can be a useful exercise for particular texts. After a lot of chewing on it, I realized I could write even more toxic political texts by replacing<p><pre><code> "Y is a X"
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with stuffing the adjective form of X multiple times in a sentence in which Y is the subject; as much as I hate the "Y is a X" pattern, it might even be good for a content-based filter, enforcing it would lead people to find worse alternatives.