Years before '93-'96 when I worked at Kaleida [1], a joint venture of Apple and IBM, alongside Taligent [2] their AIM Alliance [3] sister company, I laughed at the old joke:<p>Q: What do you get when you cross Apple and IBM?<p>A: IBM.<p>But then the joke was on me when I finally worked for a company owned by Apple and IBM at the same time, and experienced it first hand!<p>I gave Lou Gerstner a DreamScape [4] demo involving an animated disembodied spinning bouncing eyeball, who commented "That's a bit too right-brained for me." I replied "Oh no, I should have used the other eyeball!"<p>Later when Sun was shopping itself around, there were rumors that IBM might buy it, so the joke would still apply to them, but it would have been a more dignified death than Oracle ending up lawnmowering [5] Sun, sigh.<p>Now that Apple's 15 times bigger than IBM, I bet the joke still applies, giving Apple a great reason NOT to merge with IBM.<p>[1] <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaleida_Labs" rel="nofollow">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaleida_Labs</a><p>[2] <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taligent" rel="nofollow">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taligent</a><p>[3] <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AIM_alliance" rel="nofollow">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AIM_alliance</a><p>[4] <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NytloOy7WM&t=323s" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NytloOy7WM&t=323s</a><p>[5] <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=5170246">https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=5170246</a>