> This text is satirical in nature.<p>I usually reject this prefix/postfix as damaging to the spirit of the post. Ruining the art as it were.<p>Unfortunately, I think in this case, it's required. I run a novel git host and I've seen bots who lie about their UA crawl exclusively code. Ignoring the git history only following links with an extension. It's a git host, if you choose to crawl the web interface instead of cloning the repo, you're too stupid to also pick up this is satire, and would likely follow the other suggestions intentionally. Same goes for those bots that crawl wikipedia instead of downloading one of the prepackaged archives. Bot authors: "Why are you the way you are?"<p>It's refreshing to read some humor about the state of things. There's too much frustration, vitriol and anger. Justified as it may be, this is a nice change of pace. So my heartfelt thanks to the author, I laughed. :)