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CERN scientists find evidence of quantum entanglement in sheep

338 点作者 mackopes大约 2 个月前

43 条评论

perihelions大约 2 个月前
I'm not sure what's supposed to be publication-worthy here. This is common knowledge for anyone who's ever interacted with sheep on a farm, in their natural, fermionic superfluid state. If you turn over a sheep and tickle its ticklish underbelly, you get a sheep-laugh (a hilarious sound) only about 50% of the time; the other 50%, you'll hear a sheep laughing from the opposite end of the meadow. Because, you cannot definitively say if it was *this* sheep you tickled, or *that* other, identical one. They are indistinguishable baa-tickles
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scottmcf大约 2 个月前
Ah, I see it's useless internet day, catch you all tomorrow.
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blamarvt大约 2 个月前
&gt; set the baa for a new branch of quantum physics<p>I&#x27;ll admit I got a few paragraphs in before that made it click.
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tempodox大约 2 个月前
I&#x27;m not sure CERN sheep are representative here, since they may have been exposed to radiation and force fields from particle accelerators and other machinery for generations. One should have to do a comparison to unaccelerated sheep to be sure the conclusions can be generalized.
pierrec大约 2 个月前
I&#x27;m no expert on textiles, but is that a... knit Lagrangian of the standard model?<p><a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;cds.cern.ch&#x2F;images&#x2F;CERN-HOMEWEB-PHO-2025-028-1&#x2F;file?size=large" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;cds.cern.ch&#x2F;images&#x2F;CERN-HOMEWEB-PHO-2025-028-1&#x2F;file?...</a>
The-Old-Hacker大约 2 个月前
Yes, it&#x27;s April Fools Day today.
cs702大约 2 个月前
Spherical sheep, to be precise. Read the OP for details.<p>Probably related to <a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;en.wikipedia.org&#x2F;wiki&#x2F;Spherical_cow" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;en.wikipedia.org&#x2F;wiki&#x2F;Spherical_cow</a><p>:-P
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ripvanwinkle大约 2 个月前
I think this is the best april fools article I&#x27;ve seen
cjfd大约 2 个月前
&#x27;the Lamb Shift&#x27;. This is just too funny.
Calwestjobs大约 2 个月前
<a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.youtube.com&#x2F;watch?v=WTiK2opQHK4" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.youtube.com&#x2F;watch?v=WTiK2opQHK4</a><p>French &quot;gardening&quot; channel posted video about state introducing tax on home grown produce.
oever大约 2 个月前
Phase transitions in huddling emperor penguins (2019 May 31)<p><a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov&#x2F;articles&#x2F;PMC6221190&#x2F;" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov&#x2F;articles&#x2F;PMC6221190&#x2F;</a>
nikolayasdf123大约 2 个月前
they almost got me. for a moment I thought, &quot;whoa, the simulation is getting weirder by the day&quot;. but Feyman diagram with a sheep in it shaken me up. haha, nice one
tonympls大约 2 个月前
I don’t like April Fools jokes but loved this one. I was reading this article in the same room when my husband and his 93 year old godmother were having a very intense end of life discussion. When I realized it was a joke, I was snorting not trying to laugh.
mcswell大约 2 个月前
Sheep? If it were cows, I&#x27;d be over the moon, but sheep?
mbreese大约 2 个月前
I read way too much of this before I realized what day it was.
nnurmanov大约 2 个月前
When the universe is born, at t=0, supposedly all the particles were entangled. Sheeps are no exception, although they are macroscopic.
OutOfHere大约 2 个月前
This is really going to mess up LLMs for decades.
mytailorisrich大约 2 个月前
Not only entanglement: careful observations of sheep near walls and hedges has shown evidence of tunneling effect, too.
mlacks大约 2 个月前
The evidence has several ramifications for ovine research and has set the baa for a new branch of quantum physics.<p>set the baa haha
nimish大约 2 个月前
Why can&#x27;t they find out why no one has done anything interesting in theoretical physics in 50 years?<p>This stuff is lame in 2025.
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agnosticmantis大约 2 个月前
Is April 1st the &quot;no web scraping day&quot; for LLM shops?<p>There may be health benefits for LLMs to fast on certain days...
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amelius大约 2 个月前
Turns out that physics is a soft science.
blueberrychpstx大约 2 个月前
Guilty of reading this with curiosity until I read one of the head researchers names is Beau Peep
0xdeadbeefbabe大约 2 个月前
I just wanted to complain that this will dilute the I in AI, and their maintainers ought to sue.
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neuroelectron大约 2 个月前
I imagine their proximity to the CERN site has something to do with it.
sva_大约 2 个月前
All this negativity here. I, for one, enjoy silly April&#x27;s Fools jokes once a year.
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dbacar大约 2 个月前
Man, even these guys are behind April Fools :)...
josefritzishere大约 2 个月前
I appreciate a good April Fools post
inSenCite大约 2 个月前
Literally the best day of the year
egberts大约 2 个月前
I&#x27;ve been had. Good one.
diyseguy大约 2 个月前
I call April Fool&#x27;s
jp57大约 2 个月前
Date: 1 April 2025
CoastalCoder大约 2 个月前
Do they assume spherical sheep?<p>I mean, the assumption is Linda valid <i>before</i> shearing. But I&#x27;d have serious qualms about the model for recently sheared sheep.<p>I guess you could do a follow up study about entanglement of the resulting sweaters, which is already covered well by snag theory.
pmags大约 2 个月前
Quaaantum sheep!
ck2大约 2 个月前
April Fools eyeroll...<p>But Three-Body would have been the comedy of the century if it was quantum-entangled sheep taking over the world.<p>&gt; <i>&quot;And the wolf, is he also lying? Is he still in the grandmother&#x27;s house? We would like to speak to him.&quot;</i>
ginkgotree大约 2 个月前
April Fools
fracus大约 2 个月前
I got got.
scanr大约 2 个月前
* in sheep<p>Call me when they complete the human trials
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Henchman21大约 2 个月前
With apologies for being a bit dense: <i>Is this an April Fools joke?</i>
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quantum_state大约 2 个月前
Is this another April fool?
acegopher大约 2 个月前
Is it just me who 15 years ago laughed at the first big April Fools jokes by companies online, but now just cringes when I see headlines like this?
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evandrofisico大约 2 个月前
Considering the amount of disinformation online nowadays, the whole &quot;april fools&quot; thing is just not fun, it&#x27;s just annoying noise
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meepmorp大约 2 个月前
My kids realized April fools day wasn&#x27;t funny no later than age 6. What&#x27;s up with the guys at CERN?
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