Oh, good. All you have to do is happen to grow up somewhere with opportunities, move home for a great job, happen to have the house next door to your family's go on sale at an affordable price at a time you can afford it before having children, win the bidding process for it, and have the family never move and stay in good enough health to leave your baby monitor on in the background without nodding off, then have nothing happen to your kid that requires a fast response time.<p>Look, I'm all for creating community and building relationships with your neighbors, but this person lives a very privileged life and seems completely braindead to it.<p>Try to build a community where you can get friends to babysit once in a while. If you have a baby, go on your cruise with family or friends with a baby who can trade shifts with you and be on the same floor as the kid.