Do cat buttholes touch every surface they sit on?

&gt; To complete the experiment, Henry and his mom, Kerry Hyde, bought non-toxic lipstick and applied it to each of their cat&#x27;s anuses. Then, the cats were given commands.<p>Rigor. Will it reproduce?

I remember &quot;cat lipstick&quot; being a big joke&#x2F;meme 20 years ago on Fark.com. Ceiling Cat was omnipresent and FB- was the father of the multitudes.

When my cat gets diarrhoea I have to keep a close eye out for telltale brown kiss marks on the floor!

I&#x27;m pretty surprised to learn that cats can be trained to follow commands!