So I've been a longtime public speaker and I've also worked on websites, mostly big, for about 13 years.<p>One of the things that I get annoyed about are talks with too much fluff and not enough real code that the audience can use.<p>So I got to thinking: why not make a presentation where code is like subtitles?<p>I'm not trying to change the world, I'm just going to demo 5 simple (spellcheck) to complex (integrating social media live to rank results) search features in a sketch comedy format.<p>The 5 sketches will span 1996 to 2012. During the sketch, the audience is invited to download and run the demo that shows that search feature during the comedy sketch.<p>I wrote for Second City when I lived in Chicago. I've made a lot of websites happen. Now I want to entertain and give back at the same time.<p>So help me get on this panel.