Show HN: A motherfucking app (does one thing, under 300 LOC)

&gt; 100% static HTML&#x2F;JS app.<p>&gt; under 300 LOC<p>&gt; &quot;Do nothing&quot; button<p>WTF mf, why are so many lines and fancy tech for do nothing button?

“And it&#x27;s fucking useless” would have at least been honest

I click &quot;Download the App&quot; and fuck all happens. How the hell did you fuck up that simple app?

This is clickbait. The app does two things, there&#x27;s a do nothing and a do one thing button. That&#x27;s TWO things, not one. One thing would be ONE button.<p>0 star review. Developer should be ashamed of himself and should never ever build another thing ever again.

The ultimate irony, of course, is that you turned something that 100% did not need to be an &quot;app&quot; into an app.<p>But good job nonetheless.

I’m not happy with the learning curve. Can we get an onboarding self-guided tour upon first use?

The website doesn’t work on mobile

honestly this joke is pretty played out at this point - you need to put more distance between your app &amp; the initial idea, otherwise it feels a little too much like a soulless rehash &#x2F; pale clone of the original.

Lord jesus fucking christ. I love this motherfucking shit.

Yeah also I&#x27;m really tired of lazy takes on a concept for a joke.

I thought the era of gratuitous cursing was behind us. Oh well.