To be fair on the conquests stats, George Lazenby did end up in a castle on a mountain surrounding by "beauties, everyone of them different": <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVP2n_GcdlQ#t=0m40s" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVP2n_GcdlQ#t=0m40s</a><p>And he wore a kilt, went commando and gave the ladies easy access to his junk. I mean, what more reason did they need?