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Great HN parody

642 点作者 dorkitude超过 12 年前

57 条评论

DanielBMarkham超过 12 年前
It's missing the "Why I'm leaving HN (This time for good)"<p>and "A front page HN story about how being on the front page of HN changed my business"<p>and "A rambling article about how voting is broken on HN"<p>and "How I lived out of a shoebox and traveled the world on a bicycle while creating my startup"<p>Anybody interested in more, I refer you to my javascript parody of two years ago, "Roll Your Own Linkbait Tech Headline": <a href="http://www.whattofix.com/blog/archives/2011/01/roll-your-own-l.php" rel="nofollow">http://www.whattofix.com/blog/archives/2011/01/roll-your-own...</a>
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irahul超过 12 年前
Some of them have been thought out - "how I mapped caps lock" by yakshaver, "derailed by a pedantic comment" by wellactually(I suffer from this; working on it), "apple's downfall" by armchairceo; the comment puns(stylish, worn-out, nebolous) are pretty meh.<p>Despite this being a parody, I would still like to point out "a labor of love you can say mean things about". I have seen it happen here way too often. Someone posts something and the crowd goes wild - "this is a feature not a product", "as a designer I can tell you you suck", "another cool aid drinkers pretending node.js is cool" etc. Someone posts a "Show HN" doesn't mean you get the right to walk all over it. And the worse part is, you pretend you were doing him a favor - "I was only giving feedback which the poster asked for". The poster asked for feedback, not for insults. It doesn't matter if you are a programming god(most of the people doing it aren't, but still) - there is a difference between feedback and "look at this pathetic shit thinking he is worth anything".<p>I am sure I am not the only one who thinks people go overboard with their so-called feedback. pg especially made a post about the flood of launches coming in and being nice to them.<p><i>Please be nice to them. For you their launch may be "yet another YC startup," but for each individual startup this is their big moment.</i><p><a href="http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2862067" rel="nofollow">http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2862067</a>
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TeMPOraL超过 12 年前
My favourite HN piece ever: <a href="https://dl.dropbox.com/u/216352/guys_youre_not_helping.png" rel="nofollow">https://dl.dropbox.com/u/216352/guys_youre_not_helping.png</a><p>So, guys, should I or should I not learn to code? :D.
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tokenadult超过 12 年前
AFTER EDIT: This a duplicate submission, a repost of the previously submitted<p><a href="http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4621731" rel="nofollow">http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4621731</a><p>item from a different URL<p><a href="http://us2.campaign-archive1.com/?u=193b767bbb3b0eb0d949d5924&#38;id=0c3a567f95&#38;e=5603c292b3" rel="nofollow">http://us2.campaign-archive1.com/?u=193b767bbb3b0eb0d949d592...</a><p>two months ago. (That is shown by the date on both submitted mock front pages of HN, and by their identical text.) It's funny, and memorable enough that I still recall the last time this was posted.
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davedx超过 12 年前
My favourite: "How I remapped my capslock key to be both ESC and Ctrl" -- maybe should have had VI in there too ;)<p>If a community can't laugh at itself, then it's surely doomed :D
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rachelbythebay超过 12 年前
So, you've seen the hand-curated fake HN. Now see the randomly-generated fake HN I did for a laugh a couple of months ago.<p><a href="http://rachelbythebay.com/fun/hrand/" rel="nofollow">http://rachelbythebay.com/fun/hrand/</a><p>Some of the examples look curiously close to actual news, but they're all random. Really.
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jackalope超过 12 年前
Brilliant, though it seemed to me to have one glaring omission:<p><pre><code> I'm Quitting [Popular Nonessential Service] for 1 Month </code></pre> followed by:<p><pre><code> What I Learned from Quitting [Popular Nonessential Service] for 1 Month</code></pre>
derwildemomo超过 12 年前
"A Story About Sexism in Tech Filled With Sexist Comments Denying Sexism in Tech" :-)
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praptak超过 12 年前
They included <i>"A Legitimately Interesting Technical Blog Post"</i>, that's pretty generous :)
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Vivtek超过 12 年前
I'm swooning just from Elon Musk's being parodically referenced.
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georgeorwell超过 12 年前
They should update the list so that when this gets posted for the third time in 2013, the top item is: "Great HN parody (2012) (linkedlistnyc.org)"
mtgx超过 12 年前
I thought the funniest was "Why Go can't scale past 2 billion users".
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ampersandy超过 12 年前
This was posted 60 days ago: <a href="http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4621731" rel="nofollow">http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4621731</a>.<p>It also turns up as the first hit for "hacker news parody" or "hn parody" on Google.
khet超过 12 年前
"How I remapped my capslock key to be both ESC and Ctrl"<p>That really got me thinking. Then I realized I was reading a parody. I am still thinking.
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phatbyte超过 12 年前
I love HN but this made me laugh :P, nailed it pretty much. I would just add "Why X sucks because now I'm learning a trendy hipster new Y that no one knows of"
wyclif超过 12 年前
"Latest Daring Fireball Post."
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dinkumthinkum超过 12 年前
It's missing a post like: "Tech Founder that Graduated from Stanford Says College Dead, Long Live Blog Learning"
timinman超过 12 年前
Great articles. Please add: "How Jokes and Parodies are turning HN into Reddit" :)
robryan超过 12 年前
"I learnt Haskell and just had to write about it"<p>"Surely I can spin this Tweet into an article"<p>"Why latest Apple product is the best thing you have ever seen" - Marco, Gruber or MG
dizzystar超过 12 年前
You forgot to add woman-centric posts, like "How I hacked my daughter's brain into learning Python," or "How I taught 3 girls between the ages of 13 and 55 to love Linux command line."<p>But this is pretty funny. No MS hate?
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athgeo超过 12 年前
"My 5000 word assessment of (insert latest gadget here) that leaves no doubt about why absolutely (no-one|everyone) should buy this, conveniently ignoring that other geeks have their own opinion and the average user doesn't give a damn"<p>"10 mistakes that I made during my unsuccessful YC interview, 9 of which PG probably didn't even notice"<p>"Show HN: My first (read: I'm younger than you) app I hacked up in less than 20 mins (read: I'm smarter than you), because I had nothing else to do (read: don't feel too cozy in your job, cuz I'm dropping out of college any day [if my parents agree, that is])"<p>"How I made big bucks with something so trivial that I'm surprised my cleaning lady did not think of it before me"<p>"Apple is no longer as innovative as they were 5 minutes ago"<p>Plenty of discussions that mix a lot of fancy Latin expressions and Scotsmen<p>Recruiter: a derogatory term for somebody that knows less about a specific field than than the experts in that field they hire<p>Fanboy: favoriteGadget.brand != other.favoriteGadget.brand<p>Fanboy of a Recruiter: greatest insult on HN
wyclif超过 12 年前
"Why C++ Is Not 'Back'."<p>12 hours later...<p>"Why C++ Is Back."
eurodance超过 12 年前
"I got rejected from YC and here's my idea. It still sucks"
pkorzeniewski超过 12 年前
I laughed at "How I bootstrapped my company in 6 hours (with breaks)" :) I always wondered why this was a thing on HN, it doesn't matter if something took one weekend, one month or one year to finish - it's the result that matters, and saying "I build it in 24h" is the same as saying "it has a lot of bugs, but I want to launch it anyway".
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cfontes超过 12 年前
This should be pinned somewhere... it's just great :D
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tzaman超过 12 年前
This one's old.
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wiradikusuma超过 12 年前
...and somebody would complain why this thing is in the front page, and other person questioning why HN becoming like Reddit, and someone will downvote the comment.<p>..but then some other guy would defend it by saying "but it is hacker-y, etc"
ck2超过 12 年前
I was a little disappointed some of them didn't link to actual articles.
polshaw超过 12 年前
How i WISH we could rid ourselves of the <i>'Contrarian blog post to recently popular blog post'</i> cancer. It's a phenomenon i can't say i even see anywhere else online.
blablabla123超过 12 年前
"How I bootstrapped my company in 6 hours (with breaks)" :D
Peroni超过 12 年前
Would have liked to have seen "Recruiters suck. AMIRITE?"
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dschiptsov超过 12 年前
Sudden realization that HN or Zerohedge or /r/programming/ are just a mass-media?)) This is a premature enlightenment.)<p>The next level is a realization that it isn't any different form /b/ - just a flow of a community-generated content about some buzzwords.))<p>Well, we must admit that a distribution of our interests is a little bit broader, but it is a substitution-based activity nevertheless.)
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andrewcooke超过 12 年前
Comment on some small technical detail that I think is interesting, but that no-one else cares about.
zem超过 12 年前
I loved the genuinely parodic headlines ("How I remapped my caps lock key to be both ESC and Ctrl" was my favourite), but the metaheadlines like "A long rant about a YC company falling short in some regard" are simply done to death and IMO have not been funny in years.
krmmalik超过 12 年前
Haha. This is too funny. I love the twitter post that just <i>happens</i> to have 140 comments!
Semiapies超过 12 年前
"RMS hates something."<p>"Woz disagrees with something Apple does."<p>"Why this wildly successful and profitable company is doomed. Someday."<p>"Commonly-used technology is obsolete."<p>"You are not cool enough to succeed, especially if you are in any way successful. Please develop impostor syndrome."
jacques_chester超过 12 年前
It's this sort of thing that originally drove me away from /r/programming and which I continue to find hilarious about HN (and to found a parodic subreddit, see if you can find it).
orthecreedence超过 12 年前
You forgot the unlimited "Why I...and you should too" headlines.
EddieB超过 12 年前
Can't look at the listing in the same way after seeing that haha
noonespecial超过 12 年前
There should be one on there talking about not talking about karma. I think I saw a "how I got so much karma on HN" story peak at #4 earlier this week.
greghinch超过 12 年前
Oh dear, I actually said #28 when we started ours...
Joeboy超过 12 年前
It's probably best to wear alternate pairs of shoes, so that they get a chance to dry out and air between outings.
deveac超过 12 年前
No.22<p>That's the one that got me. Now pardon me while I write a post about duplicating comic timing graphically, as a constraint.
jliptzin超过 12 年前
It's missing "How I solved the travelling salesman problem using pure CSS and Clojure on my coffee break"
markprovan超过 12 年前
Nothing about Ruby and scaling? :O
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chris123超过 12 年前
How about a brogrammer or brogrammer-backlash story? Or an "I hate MBAs" one?
retube超过 12 年前
At least 5 entries should have been new .js libraries. Also no github posts.
jcurbo超过 12 年前
Needs more Bitcoin stories.
nchuhoai超过 12 年前
Favorite: Vivek on immigration policies
mixedbit超过 12 年前
Linked List voting system is broken.
bjhoops1超过 12 年前
131 self-referential comments
rossta超过 12 年前
Best HN post ever.
JonSkeptic超过 12 年前
1 snarky comment
scottmagdalein超过 12 年前
#22
Devilboy超过 12 年前
It's funny because it's true
Nordvind超过 12 年前
Made me smile.
return0超过 12 年前
Congratulations on your neat website. I think you really should consider making you're page center aligned - i hurt my head looking left in my bigass screen. I am very much a fan of wearing the same shoe every 3 days, but i admit youre article about sexism has changed my life. Unfortunately, since you don't support openID, i refuse to join your site.<p>To complete the picture, i would really like to respond here with a very long-form comment of at least 8 paragraphs, in which i address one by one a number of points that irritated me in a boastful way that makes my arguments sound authoritative and deep, while in reality it's just my brain-fart of the moment. I should also add a couple of references in square brackets, because that's what scientists do[1] and people seem to believe scientists (what's more, the most respected scientific journals use the vancouver reference style, which makes me look even more knowledgable). Because of the outrageousness of my long-form comment (and because it takes up a large portion of the screen real estate), people will upvote me and respond with equally half-cooked comments , some of them applying Godwin's law, and others merely acknowledging this application of the law.<p>Unfortunately, i barely made it to 3 paragraphs and i 've more or less run out of stupid things to say.<p>Looking forward to the new version of your website that will be implemented in a single var javascript statement, because that's my favorite programming paradigm this afternoon.<p>[1] they really do