Apple rolls out new status page for Services, Stores and iCloud

Thoroughly appreciated, years overdue, and colorblind-aware. Nicely done.

They even have some kind of JSON API for that: <a href="http://www.apple.com/support/systemstatus/data/system_status_en_US.js" rel="nofollow">http://www.apple.com/support/systemstatus/data/system_status...</a>

The one status I'd love to see is the iTunes connect report generation status.<p>Many days it comes in late and I'd like to know how late.

It's not Retina-ready.

Why does Apple need a status page? I thought "it just works".<p>Steve Jobs needs to make a comeback.