Stop treating your phone like a pocket watch

Not on topic, but HOLY CRAP that is an annoying website. Slyly "inserting" pages in your browser's navigation history as you scroll down is clever, but it's a sure-fire way to piss off a reader! I thought I had just blanked out for some period when I clicked the back button expecting to come back to HN and saw a whole history of pages I had supposedly visited.<p>Never mind the horrible user-experience when the site takes a few seconds to load the next page and halts your scrolling...<p>/rant

Dear Quartz Grumpy Writer: Jump up my butt. I will treat my phone as I please, and it pleases me to have very accurate time kept on it. I am not a slave to fashion or to Your Grumpiness, who isn't royalty, and thus cannot decree what I do with my possessions.