Being that today is April 1st - April fools day - and also the day Conficker computer virus was to download a new set of instructions. I was thinking what would I do with the 3-12 million computers at my beck and call.<p>Email resignation letters to everyone's boss.
Insert Porn into everyone's PowerPoint slides<p>Pretty lame that's why I asked the question.
Synchronize the system clock, set the volume to maximum, and then, at the right moment, and with perfect synchronicity, each computer would play back a prerecorded speech claiming to be a message from God...