<p><pre><code> > Will someone please, please, please make a reasonable
> Gmail facsimile that I can pay for, so that I don't have
> to put up with these arbitrary changes?
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You can pay for Gmail, if you want to. Paying will remove the ads. Paying won't cause Google to halt all changes to the user interface forever. I expect you will have a very hard time finding any actively-maintained web service that does not periodically change parts of the user interface to better serve the majority of their audience.<p>If you want a bookmarkable full-screen compose page, that is still available. Go to <a href="http://mail.google.com/?ui=html" rel="nofollow">http://mail.google.com/?ui=html</a> , then click compose, and bookmark that page.