At the end of the checkout process it is noted that all Puppies are located in San Francisco. I am on the east coast of the US. For the puppy to arrive at my location in ~1 hour, it would need to travel at ~2500mph. This kills the puppy :(
Wow! Think about all the fun you can now have getting a PUPPY delivered instead of a PIZZA! Authoritarian teachers, power-tripping principals, and mean, get-offa-my-lawn neighbors beware!