Also take note of the main page, The Museum of Unworkable Devices, for tons of more information.<p><a href="http://www.lhup.edu/~dsimanek/museum/unwork.htm" rel="nofollow">http://www.lhup.edu/~dsimanek/museum/unwork.htm</a>
This is funny because literally everything you can see and touch is moving, has always been moving, and always will be moving. There is nothing you could ever do to make it stop moving.