I was a Perl lover once.<p>And now it seems I understand the haters.<p><i>Just don't use Perl</i>.<p>The language seems fine, productive, even sublime at first but you will encounter some horrible design features.<p>Just read the following,<p><a href="http://markmail.org/message/h2spyi5za4qheuft" rel="nofollow">http://markmail.org/message/h2spyi5za4qheuft</a><p>-- Perl's data structure serialization is leaky. Thought you made an int ? Whoa ... serialized as a string.<p><a href="http://blogs.perl.org/users/rurban/2013/02/no-indirect-considered-harmful.html#comment-370624" rel="nofollow">http://blogs.perl.org/users/rurban/2013/02/no-indirect-consi...</a><p>-- A language feature causing a burnout ? Well fuck me !<p>That's just a tip of the iceberg.<p>PHP, a fractal of bad design ?<p>Perl, a quantum bomb, waiting to tick off.<p>The Modern Perl movement is like saying "I'll close my eyes and crime ceases to exist."<p>No best practices will save you from broken language features.<p>The people who maintain Perl source code, are not a _<i>fan</i>_ of Modern Perl. They won't make "strict" the default or introduce signatures or better OOmodel.<p>The people who proclaim "Modern Perl" won't fork.<p>Even this release shows how clueless Perl maintainers are !<p>* They released a switch statement long long back<p>* And now they mark it even as "experimental" because of the leaky "my $_" scope.<p>Oh God ! I will never emotionally invest in another tool.<p>EDIT: Neutral language.