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# Title: Himu Retsu do: an art for Hackers<p>Hi.<p>I would like to infect you with an idea that came to my mind afteru week of time spendage with my dog, Krissy (Christiana, Kristiana). She's a fine young (1.3y+) Old German Shepherd with quite an intelligence, attitude, and a noble relaxed character.
{Mind you, this is Sci-fu, like Sci-fi, but frighteningly close to reality}<p>She taught me everything... there is to know about Re-tsu-do and it's pronunciation Himu-retsu-do using her Humi-kumi.<p>In the beginning, me and her were pretty much at odds, and ALL my commands were final, non-negotiable, and required synchronized immediate responses from my pet, and I was it's Sole Master when I was with her...<p>She responded sometimes with obedience, sometimes with total not-caring-outlook (careless, and a bit condescending look on her face), and sometimes (which I sensed later as some kind of a joke and mockery) with a dumb face looking stUpid like a puddle...<p>But I digress...