For anyone confused, this is a parody article. The main premise seems to be "What if we treated all plants the way we treat cannabis?"<p>Nike ran a very similar campaign in the late 90's that asked a similar question: What if we treated all athletes the way we treat skateboarders?<p>Running <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM8LZdDzs-8" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM8LZdDzs-8</a><p>Tennis <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYYpcCDSMz0" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYYpcCDSMz0</a><p>Golf <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHsemRRvVrM" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHsemRRvVrM</a>