Look guys, this author just falls in love with his own analogies and leaves reality far behind. The Jefersonian Middle Class (as he calls them) isn't made up of a bunch of Groupon-client failures. They don't survive on business that has been aggregated by swarming platforms like Groupon and Living Social. Small businesses are built on relationships, consistent delivery of value, and return customers. The author seems to understand that there are business that don't give a shit about Groupon ... but I can't understand we he treats them like rare special birds. I don't know who he is, but maybe he is an academic, or some sort of isolated professional that doesn't have much experience or contact with small businesses. People don't abandon their usual vendors, partners, and suppliers for some Groupon deal that they know isn't sustainable. Also, people don't abandon the local cafe, diner, restaurant, and bar, because they occasionally use a Groupon deal. These swarming platforms might be a problem for non-performers or those that don't deliver a good product or service, but for those that do, businesses isn't like the horror story the author describes. This is the case of a bullshit story, well written, and designed to climb the Hacker News ranking ... while having absolutely no relation to reality. A lot of fancy analogies ... and absolutely no substance. This guy clearly wants to coin some term that gets picked up by the press and by the community, so he can have some fame as the guy who coined "The Locust Economy" or some shit like that.